Not so long ago, in a mental state far, far away....
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
BACK TO THE LAB, JOHNSON! WE HAVE TO SCHEME US SOME MASTERPLANZ!
Bassie!! says:
I'll get the rum!!
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
We r going to kenker de world
Bassie!! says:
right, we must please our mistress
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
wut
Bassie!! says:
ya know
Bassie!! says:
the MISTRESS
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
Uhh, right, right...
Bassie!! says:
yeaeaeh
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
B-but just for clarification
Bassie!! says:
yes?
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
what motherfucking cocksucking bitch thinks she has control over us?
Bassie!! says:
uhm...
Bassie!! says:
I don't really know actually
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
Mmyes,
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
dat's wot I toht.
Bassie!! says:
I overheard some people talking at the bar
Bassie!! says:
about some mistress
Bassie!! says:
maybe we should find out where she's dwelling about and captur her?
Bassie!! says:
It will surely give us some political influence
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
Hope she's hot
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
and rich
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
and has lots of weed
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
and rum
Bassie!! says:
"sighs and takes a sip of rum"
Bassie!! says:
oi mate, there's never enough rum
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
WE GOTS TO GO PLUNDER
Bassie!! says:
To the Carribean!
Bassie!! says:
first we need a ship
Bassie!! says:
and find ourselfs a crew aargh
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
Roche
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
as the ship wench
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
Joey
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
as the black man in the lookout
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
Ray
Bassie!! says:
hehe..
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
as the cannonloader
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
Then some guys from mah class as bait
Bassie!! says:
I call Capt'n
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
I call slavemaster
Bassie!! says:
Yay!
Bassie!! says:
after we've plunderd enough rum, we drink ourselfs to insanity so we can capture the queen
Bassie!! says:
after all, you need crazy people to capture an insane bitch
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
4 shiznits
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
By the way
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
I'm blazing the fuck out
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
so this whole plan thing
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
is very entertaining
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
AIIII
Bassie!! says:
yareally?
Bassie!! says:
as capt'n I now promote you to smokey the slavecracker
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
That name..
~ `Alex, --', - All - Out EDM. says:
Is fucking awesome.
Bassie!! says:
And that's why i'm capt'n
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~ La-, wait..
~ Smokey the Slavecracker, --'